Memon ka beta & girl friend

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1. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

   1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess...

2. Memon and banana shopkeeper

   Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60...

3. Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay

   Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein...

4. Itne kum marks..??

   Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us...

5. 1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

   Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha, woh usko pakar k kha...

6. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

   Kiya lay ker ayai thay—-? Kiy lay kar jao gay…?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k...

7. A Memon on his death time

   A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here...

8. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

   1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me...

9. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

   Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta:...

10. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

    1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey...

11. one girl asked to pappu

    1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or...

12. Mere Shikway

    Door Reh kar kareeb kitnay thay, Faslay bhi Ajeeb kitnay thay, Dard-E-Dil ki Dawa nahi...

13. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

    Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”. Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate...

14. 1 Memon road se guzar raha tha

    1 memon road se guzar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya...

15. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

    1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo...

16. beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo

    Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe...

17. Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

    Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya, bell bajane par ek chota sa bacha bahir...

18. Rat k 3bjy ka time tha

    Rat k 3bjy ka time tha Ma akela tha Mri aankh badal k garjny se...

19. AAP (S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai

    1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W) k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey...

20. Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya

    Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya, aur apnay he ghar say raat...

21. Kya lekar aaya tha?

    Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim Tu kitnay Chillar...

22. Pakistani Rickshaw Statements

    Pakistani Rickshaw Statements . Qismat Aazma chuka hun, Muqaddar aazma raha hun. Kisi be-wafa ki...

23. smart and naughty son

    smart and naughty son Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai! Beta: Jo...

24. meri pyari teacher

    BETA: Abu meri teacher kitni pyari he na…! . BAP: Beta teacher MAA k braber...

25. Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain

    Hum app ki yaad main udas hain, Bas app say milnay ki ass hay, Chahay...