Papa 1 Larka Mujhe 2 BAR i Luv yew bola
GrL: Papa,1 Larka Mujhe 2 BAR i LuVv yEw bolA,
kya karu ??
Fathr: ßeta usse shadi kr le,
Zindgi mai agr dubara boley to mera nam badal dena …
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