Parha Likha Berozgar
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari
Dono me fark batao?
STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.
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