Parrot who can speak three languages
1 Admi ne Zoo me 3 zubanain bolny wala Tota dekha jo
English,
Urdu
or Punjabi bolta tha.
Usne 3 zubane check karne k liye usse pucha:
Who r u?
Tota: I’m parrot.
Admi: tom kon ho?
Tota: Mein tuta hun.
Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota: teri maa da khsm a salya ik wari keh nai ditta k main toota waan
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