qanoon ki kitaab
WAKEEL: My lord! “Qanoon ki kitaab k safa 15
k mutabq mere mokal ko ba-izzat bari kia jae
JUDge: Kitab pesh ki jae. kitab pesh ki gai,
Judge ne safa khoola tu ush main 100, 100 ke 5 note pary thy.
JUDGE: Ish tarah ke 2 ore saboot pesh keye jain. :)
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