SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi
TEACHER:Bijli Kahan Se Aati He?
STUDENT:Mere MAMON K Ghar Se.
TEACHER:Kese?
STUDENT:Jab Bijli Jati Hai To Mere PAPA Kehte Hain
“SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi”
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