Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

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2. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

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3. Woh Be-Wafa Niklay

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4. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

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5. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

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6. SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE

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7. Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

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8. main tmhare ishq main barbad ho gai

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9. Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO

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10. Teri yad rudh jandi akhan cho pani banke

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11. 1 ghar main twins paida howay

    1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hamare...

12. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

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13. Chand Par Behta Pani

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14. Ek Katra Pani

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15. Khud Ko Musalman Kehty Kehty

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16. Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya

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17. main baap banne wala hoon

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18. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata

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19. Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya

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20. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

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21. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

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23. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

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