Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
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