Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool
Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:
RULE1:
Pehli bar is tarha khao k dosri bar milega nai.
RULE2:
Dosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nahi …!!;-)
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