small enemy group is attacking
Solider to General: Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking…
General: Quickly bring me my red shirt…
“After enemy defeat”
Solider: Sir why d red shirt??
General: In red shirt if i shot, my soldiers would’nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged.
Soldier: Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking..
GENERAL: Hurry up!
Bring me My Yellow Trousers… ;
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