smart and naughty son
smart and naughty son
Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian
Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai!
Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhaagta Hai
Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady :-D
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