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Such A Religious Person

Boy to Chemist:
I need 1 condom.
Chemist:
We sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:
The girl is hot. We’re having Dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she’ll want me all the time. Better give 12’s pack.

At dinner table the Boy begins to pray and continues with his head down for several mins.
Girl:
U never told me, u r such a religious person.
Boy:
And u never told me, ur father is a CHEMIST!!