love you too
A criminal enter into bed room,
tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”
Wife said “He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,
needs vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.
So b strong, I LOVE U 2.
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