philosophy of a smoker
The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.
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in honour of offer
She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”.
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hogai Tasalli?
FI
MT
FIT
MUF
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FITA
FITAY MU!!
Hogai Tasa££i?
Bohat ShoQ Hai SMS ParhNe Ka..!
what you ask for
I always ask God to
give you what you deserve,
not what you ask for.
Because.
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tuwada ki pata tussi charas mang lao.. :)
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
Yar sadi jan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
Girl and SMS
The only similarity between Girl and SMS
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Jab tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN hi nahi Aata :-)
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
are you free tonight
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
cash for the new year
To all my friends and relatives,
who sent me love, luck and
best wishes for last year.
Unfortunately it didn’t work.
Please send me the cash for new year.
thanks