Keep My Lips Busy
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend:
“If You Don’t Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then You Better Find Other Ways
To Keep My Lips Busy..” ;-)
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chinta hai mujhe k is prem mein
Hini shair from faraz.
chinta hai mujhe k is prem mein,
kitni durghatna hai faraz
is chinta ki vivasta liye,
main suwargvasi ho chala
kiss is a key of love
Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
and
save the world.
philosophy of a smoker
The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.
in honour of offer
She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”.
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hogai Tasalli?
FI
MT
FIT
MUF
Y
FITA
FITAY MU!!
Hogai Tasa££i?
Bohat ShoQ Hai SMS ParhNe Ka..!
what you ask for
I always ask God to
give you what you deserve,
not what you ask for.
Because.
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tuwada ki pata tussi charas mang lao.. :)
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
Yar sadi jan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
Girl and SMS
The only similarity between Girl and SMS
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Jab tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN hi nahi Aata :-)