medical aspects of dates
If you sleep with your girlfriend on 14th Feb (Valentine’s Day).
She will give you good news on 8th March (Mother’s Day).
You will have a child on 14th November (Children Day).
See the medical aspects between these dates.
But don’t try this on every girfriend,
otherwise you will have bad news on 1st December(Aids Day).
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