My Thumb Is Broken
A women playing golf, hit a man nearby,
He put his hands together between his legs,
fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.
She rushed to him & offered to relive
his pain as she was a doctor.
Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away,
unzipped hid pants
& put her hands inside.
She massaged tenderly for a few mintes
& asked: How does it feel?
He replied: Feels great,
but I think my thumb is broken.
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