No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess
with all my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day
1 b0x wasn’t 0pening.
Physician came and apply all laws;
Chemist came and apply all reacti0ns but n0t 0pen,
Mathmetiti0n come and said
‘Lets supp0se it is 0pen’ :)
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
Freshness of a rose will fade away,
wells will run dry
and
sweetness of an ice cream
will not last more than 5min
but the memories of a friend
like you will last forever
If you stand for a reason,
be prepared to stand alone
like a tree,
and if you fall on the ground,
fall like a seed that
grows back to fight again.
It doesn’t matter
how you look,
what your weight is
or how much makeup you put on.
The right guy will love you
for what’s inside.
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Boy and Girl were sitting in garden
Suddenly a Dog started kissing another dog infront of them
Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Girl: OK, But be careful, The dog may not bite you
