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my 3rd wife

Doctor: You look exactly like my 3rd wife.

Lady: How many wives do you have?

Doctor: Tow…!

Sehri Kar K Hi Sona

1990 Dhol Wala:
Bhaiyon sehri ka waqt ho gaya hai uth jao.
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2013 Dhol Wala:
Night package walo jaag tou rahay ho Sehri kar k hi sona :-)

Everything Is Beautiful

Everything is beautiful.
It just depends upon the situation.
as
A school bell sounds irritating at 8 am
but same bell sounds melodious at 2pm.