Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
If you want to be great
There is a saying
“If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people”.
Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me!
I would cross a thousand
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight.I would
climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night.
Darling I miss you so much.
No Secrets And No Lies
A true relationship
is when you can tell
each other anything
and everything.
No secrets and no lies.
new year, new mistakes
Special sorry for you,
Please excuse my all mistakes
before end of this year.
And get ready in new year.
For new mistakes
Because I can’t be change.
fine urdu fight of Lucknow
Fine Urdu fight of Lucknow
Two boys are fighting in Lucknow
1st: dekheiay agar aap hamari baat nahi maanein ge
tu hum aap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shaan mein
gustakhana Kalimat pesh karein ge.
2nd: Tu huzur phir hum bhi aap k rukhsar-e-mubarak pe
aisa tamancha baja laeyn ge k gaal gulab ki manind chamakney lage ga.
Thank You Teacher
I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!
Admi Thajud Prhny k Bad Dua Mangta ha
Admi Thajud Prhny k Bad Dua Mangta ha
Ay mry Mola!
Sb So Rhy Hn r Ma Tri Ibadt Kr Rha Hon
Sath Wli Charpai Se Awz ai
Bgairta!Apni Dua Mang,Sadi Shikayat na la
importance of our heartbeats
The importance of good and
sincere friend in our lives is like
the importance of our heartbeats.
Though they are invisible
but they silently support our Lives.
keep a programmer
Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ‘Lather, rinse, repeat.