Students Vs Teachers :-
When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I want to see you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers its simply because…..
mental patient needs more care…..Ha!Ha!Ha!…….
HEIGHT OF EDUCATION
A man saw a little boy crying
He approached him & asked: What’s the matter,boy?
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Boy:”MATTER” is anything that occupies space & has mass
“GLAD FEEL KARO”
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
English and Urdu always contradict each other:
1-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.
2-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.
3-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhul..dil se ojhul
4-Fight for ur rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.
5-As wise as an Owl.
Ullo ka patha!;-)
Notice ur phone got heavier with this message?
it contains load of love,
affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe.
have a nice sleep.
Good night
The best of all gifts around any Christmas Tree :
The presence of a happy family
all wrapped up in each other.
– Burton Hillis
this Christmas try to spend time with your family to make them happy.
Valentine is a lovely day 4 all lovers
&
i think it’s also u!
Because u r my sweet ‘VALENTINE’
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
Never be proud nor depressed for
what you are and the position you hold in society!
Remember,
When the game of CHESS is over,
both KING and PAWNS go in same box!