Sometimes we must be HURT in order to GROW.
Sometimes we must FAIL in order to KNOW.
Sometimes we must LOSE in order to GAIN.
BECAUSE some lessons in life are BEST learned through PAIN.
Let all your worries be set aside!
Smile a moment and thank Allah
for everything you have achieved!
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
Life Was Much Better
When Apples And Blackberries
Were Just Fruits!
– Bill Gates :)
FRIENDSHIP Is A
Network That
Needs No Tower!
NO Roaming.
Unlimited Validity!
NO Activation
Charges!
NO Signal
Problems!
Just
Recharging With
Sincerity &love….
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
Once there was an Island, where all the Feelings lived..
One day there was a storm in the sea.. The island was about to sink..
Every Feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape.
Every Feeling shared the boat.. Only one Feeling was left and it was EGO..
Love tried but EGO didn’t move.. Every one asked Love to leave HIM and come into the boat.
But Love was meant to love.. It remained with EGO..
All the others went but Love died because of EGO..
Uss main Baat He Kuch Aisi The ‘FRAZ’
Agar Dil na Detey to Jaan chali jati.
your as big boned as father Christmas Claus,
your as stupid as a donkey,
your as shit in bed as a camel,
but your still the right person for me!
