Wish You A Bigger Birthday Cake
So many candles such a small cake.
Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u
The few hours
I spend with you
are worth the thousand
hours I spend without you.
Teacher : Where were u born?
Student : Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : ok, tell the spelling.
Student : Sorry,I was born in Goa
Asi wi smart
Tusi wi smart
Sada wi rang saf
Tuwada wi rang saf
Bus thora jia fark he
Asi Dil ton saf Tusi
Dimag ton saf
Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ke koshish ke hai,
ke har amma ne mujhay apni beti ka haath dene ke saazish ke hai,
kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho,
to puri kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai,
larki kay chakar mein bhi films ke tarah end mein sub theek ho jata hai,
aur aggar sub theek na ho to chakar khatam nahi hota,
kyunke uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost.