SMS Collection

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Tum yaad aate ho

Jab barish(rain) hoti hai,
Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye,
Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Cute Sentence By A Child

The Most Cute Sentence By A Child,
Written Over His Maths Book
Dear Maths!
Please Grow Up &
Start Solving Ur Problems Urself..
I Have My 0wn Problems.

Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

Check returned back

Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

Who Stays In Your Life

Time decides who you meet in life,
your heart decides who you want in your life,
and your behaviour decides who stays in your life.