patient to nurse
Mareez Nurse se:
Pani pilado…!
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai?
Mareez (ghusse se):
“Nahi”
Gala check karna hai kahi se “LEEK” to nahi….!
One more time live life
Morning is God’s way of saying:
“One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul…”
Good Morning.
how old are you
Rat: How old are you?
Elephant: 15 years.
Rat: But you look big.
Elephant: I am complan boy.
Elephant: How old are you?
Rat: 30 years.
Elephant: But you look small.
Rat: I use Ponds Age Miracle
Remember You Soo Long
Memories are treasured no one can steal.
Parting is heartache no one can heal.
Some will forget you when you are gone
but I’ll remember you no matter how long.
Miss You My Dear
True Face of News Media
True Face of News Media
Rich people paying rich people
to tell middle class people
to blame poor people.
simple tip to stay happy always
One simple tip to stay happy always.
Never think & speak about a 3rd person,
&
Never think what a 3rd person thinks & speaks about you.
never miss anything that makes you Happy
Life is too short,
So follwow some rules.
Forgive quickly,
Believe Slowly,
Love Truely,
Laugh Loudly
and
Never miss anything that makes you Happy.
Pathan in a bar
Pathan in a bar and
his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and
Says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’
Your 5 qualities
Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Love Someone Or Like Someone
Loving someone
doesn’t need a reason.
If you can expalin
why you love someone,
it’s not called LOVE
it’s called LIKE.