This msg has No Fat
Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday
Wishing You A Glowing Morning
Good Morning
Sun glow for a day,
candle for an hour,
matchstick for a minute,
but a good day can glow forever.
Gun main nay chupa di thi
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
People Are Like Music
People are like music.
Some speak the truth
while others are just noise.
santa bunks office comes
santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?
footsteps of the wise
Do not seek to follow in
the footsteps of the wise.
Seek what they sought.
Wish You Be A Happy Couple
It’s more than just the dates,
holding hands and kissing.
It’s about accepting each
other’s weirdness and flaws.
It’s about being yourself and
finding happiness together.
It’s about seeing an
imperfect person perfectly.
Wish You Be A Happy Couple
Happiness of Free India
Celebrating the joy and happiness of free India!
Happy Independence Day
highest reward
The highest reward for
man’s toil is not what he gets for it,
but what he becomes by it.
A pakistani man goes for fishing
A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”