sardar got new job
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
Jin ki Maa nahi hoti un k liye duwa kon karta hai?
1 din main ne apni “Maa”say pocha k
jin ki Maa nahi hoti un k liye duwa kon karta hai?
Wo boli Darya agr sokh b jaye to rait say nami nahi jati
Life can b hard & not always fun.
Life can b hard & not always fun.
But as night brings dark morning brings sun.
When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care
give me a call coz I will always b there!
Heart is like a bottle of perfume
Heart is like a bottle of perfume.
If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it..
If u keep it always open
soon u will loose ur fragrance.
So act wisely.
A child after 3 month of marriage
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Katori utha aur shuru ho ja
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de
Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI†utha aur shuru ho ja.
Do not feel ashamed
Do not feel ashamed if the amount of charity is small because to
refuse the needy is an act of greater shame.
Pain of Missing You
What makes some people dearer
is not just the happiness
that you feel
when you meet them
but the pain you felt
when you miss them
Miss You
Father of My Kids
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunnd,Omg! R U Riya
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jasi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
Find Peaceful Moment of Tonight
May you find a moment
of peace and quiet tonight
to thank GOD for all that is
right in your world.
May you have the presence of
mind to release your cares
and worries to HIM. May
you have the gritty faith to
grab a firmer grip on His
promises to you.
And may you wake up
in the morning knowing
that you’ve gained ground
even during your sleeping
hours because GOD is
always moving on your behalf.
As you entrust you whole self to HIM.
today, HE’ll get you where
you need to go tomorrow.
Sleep well tonight
