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flip a coin and think

A typical student flips a coin and think.

If Head- will go to sleep.

If Tail- will watch a move.

If Stands- will listen music.

If Stays in air- will study

No 1 will touch ur mom

A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

Romantic Recipe of Love

Valentines Day Recipe

1/2 cup hugs
4 tea spoon kisses
4 cups love
1 cup special holiday cheer
1/2 cup sweetheart hugs
3 tea spoon cinnamon hearts
2 cups love and kindness
1 bag of valentines
1 medium-size bag of great big red hearts
Blend all and sprinkle with lots of love.

Jis K Liye Dunya Tarasti Ha

Agr Kisi K Pass Sab Kuch Ho To Dunya Jalti Ha

Agar Kisi K Pass Kuch Na Ho To Dunya Hansti Ha

Meray Paas Aap K Liye Sirf SMS Hain Jis K Liye Dunya Tarasti Ha.