3 ways to break d mirror
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO! “!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions.
So defeat Ür problems with great confidence.
May this day bring countless happiness
and endless joy and live with peace
and serenity; Happy Birthday.
Mosam Hai Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai
Barish k Har Ek Qatrey Se Awaaz Tumhari Aati Hai
Badal Jab Garajtay Hain Dil Ki Dharkan Barhti Hai
Or Dil Ki Har Ek Dharkan Se Awaaz Tumhari Aati Hai
Jab Taiz Hawaien Chalti Hain To Jaan Hamari Jati Hai
Mosam Hai Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati hai…….!!
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happy rainy day..
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.
Try this its fun,
Take Ur mobile,
Select Vibrate mode & put in Water.
Now call from other cell
Ur mobile will start swiming.
It’s a new game called,
Try & Cry
Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
“Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
“Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen………