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3 ways to break d mirror

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….

No one will manufacture

No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions.
So defeat Ür problems with great confidence.

Mosam Hai Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai

Mosam Hai Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai

Barish k Har Ek Qatrey Se Awaaz Tumhari Aati Hai

Badal Jab Garajtay Hain Dil Ki Dharkan Barhti Hai

Or Dil Ki Har Ek Dharkan Se Awaaz Tumhari Aati Hai

Jab Taiz Hawaien Chalti Hain To Jaan Hamari Jati Hai

Mosam Hai Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati hai…….!!

 

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happy rainy day..

New Game: Try & Cry

Try this its fun,

Take Ur mobile,
Select Vibrate mode & put in Water.

Now call from other cell
Ur mobile will start swiming.
It’s a new game called,
Try & Cry

Surprise Her Husband

Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

“Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

“Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen………