banta confession
Banta: It is a shame but let me confess
I have become HOMOSEXUAL.
Wife: How come?
Banta: I have Sex at HOME only!
Wife: Thank God I am not!
Banta: It is a shame but let me confess
I have become HOMOSEXUAL.
Wife: How come?
Banta: I have Sex at HOME only!
Wife: Thank God I am not!
I wait for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
Never kiss a police woman.
she ‘ll say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she
will say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.
When;
A girl is in love,
you can see it in her smile.
When;
A boy is in love,
you can see it in his eyes.
Lovely View of Pain
Thinking of all the pain,
you are going through,
Looking at your picture,
and what a lovely view.
‘Flower’ means
“Nice”,
‘Nice’means
“soft”,
‘Soft’means
“Desire”,
‘Desire’means
“Love”,
‘Love’means
“Friend,
‘Friend’means
“YOU”
.+” “+” “+.
“. wish .”
“+. U .+”
“*”
*._.*NICÉ*._.*
&
*._.*LOVELY*._.*
*._.*NIGHT*._.*
*._*GOOD NIGHT*_¤
Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.
Hate but LOVE more!
Argue but AGREE more!
Talk but LISTEN more!
Punish but FORGIVE more!
Then you will Love people BUT People will Love you more.