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Parrot bola pathan

Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..

Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”

tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”

Never Mind The Kicks

World famous Brazilian footballer
one of all time great says.
Life is like football game
and we are football.
Never mind the kicks of people
bcz without kicks
we may not touch the goal.

Still Not Leaving

Relationship is not Holding Hands
while you Understand Each Other
Its about having Lots of
Misunderstandings & Still not Leaving
Each Other’s Hands…!

Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.