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Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

Check returned back

Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

Who Stays In Your Life

Time decides who you meet in life,
your heart decides who you want in your life,
and your behaviour decides who stays in your life.

SMS From EID Ka Chand

Salam evry 1 plz mje abi msg kr k bta do k ap 29 roze rakhna chahte hain ya 30 ?

Main phir usSi din chhat par jaon ta k ap eid mana saken

Aapka chand.:-)