SAAS
nay apnay 3
Damaadon ki Mohobbat azmanay k liye
un k samnay Darya mein chalang laga di …
1 Damaad ne uss ko bacha lia !!
Uss ko saas ki trf sy CAR mil gaee
2nd day yehi drama hua …
2sre Damaad nay bacha lia !!
Usy Motor Cycle inam mili
3rd day repeated !!
3sre damaad nay socha mere liye Cycle hi reh gayee hai …
kya zarurat hai bachanay ki !!
SAAS doob gayee
Aglay din Uss Damaad ko
MERCEDEZ mil gayee !!
SUSSAR ki taraf se..
MOON SAID TO ME:
“If your friends are not missing you
then why don’t you leave your friends?”
I LO0KED UP
AT THE MOON & SAID
.
.
.
“Chal ganjay apna kam kar”
if you ever want to succeed in your life:
“Be sweet as honey,
Be regular as clock,
Be fresh as rose,
Be soft as tissue,
and Be strong as rock.”
=Best Attitude=
“I just don’t care if anyone doesn’t like me..!
I was not put on earth to entertain everyone…!”
Ramadan Mubarik
Ramadan is a month
whose beginning is mercy
whose middle is forgiveness
and whose end is
freedom from the fire.
Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
——————–
2Life = happy + sad
So, Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad
A friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is you…”
PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
A good friend knows all your best stories
A best friend has lived them with you
See the difference?
Teacher
Jawani aur
Burhape me farak batao…?
Student
Jawani me mobile me
HASEENO
k numbers hote hain,
Aur Burhape me
HAKEEMO
k…!!! :D
