Validity for taking food
Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan
Tum marr gya tha ya bach gya tha?
PATHAN: Jab hum chota tha tab hum Minar-e-Pakistan se gir gya tha
Dosra
PATHAN: Tum marr gya tha ya bach gya tha?
Pathan: hum ko yaad nahi,
hum bohat chota tha :)
Best Way To Spend New Year Eve
Best Way To Spend New Year Eve
I like to spend my New Year’s Eve,
In solitude, in humble prayer,
In thanks for each year, as it leaves,
For one more year of God’s sweet care.
Happy New Year 2012
happy without any reason
Don’t be happy for a specific reason.
Bcz that happiness will be end when the reason ends.
Try to be happy without any reason
& you will be happy forever.
Sardar Was Arrested
Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur
Sardar :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping…
bandishein mohabbat ki
bohat ajeeb hain yeh bandishein mohabbat ki,
na us ne qaid mein rakha, na hum faraar hoye
Golden Words For Humanity
Golden Words For Humanity
1. Jo shakhs ALLAH se darta he wo kabhi badla nahi leta.
2. Hasad karne wala maut se pehle mar jata he.
3. Kisi par aitamad na karo, jab tk usay ghussay me na dekh lo.
4. Maut ko yaad rakhna nafs ki tamaam beemariyon ki shifa he.
5. Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna k gham.pray4me
Happy Healthy New Year 2012
May your hair, your teeth,
your face-lift, your abs and
your stocks not fall;
and may your blood pressure,
your triglycerides,
your cholesterol,
your white blood count and
your mortgage interest not rise.
Happy Healthy New Year 2012
I Want More Proof
A woman was kidnapped.
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger
to her husband and demanded for money.
Husband replied:
I want more proof..
KHOPRI BHEJOÂ KHOPRI.
new is the year
New is the year,
new are the hopes and the aspirations,
new is the resolution,
new are the spirits and
forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.