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I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

boht dard hota hy

Sardar 2 doctor: Pory jism mei kahin b ungli lgata hun

to boht dard hota hy

Dr. ne full body X-Ray likh dya

X-Ray report dekhi

to “UNGLI” mei Fracture tha)

Barish ki 1 1 boond

Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
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