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a man to love you

I am not a painter to paint you

I am not a creator to create you

I am not a destroyer to destroy you

I am not a teacher to teach you

But I am a man to love you

crystal clear heart

A LOVELY FACT:

Nobody in the world

can have a crystal clear HEART

Because everyone’s HEART

has some scratches scribbled by their DEAR ONES.

husband’s best friend

Woman in bed with husband’s best friend.

phone rings,

Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,..bye.

Turns to her Lover and laughs;

My hsbnd saying he is playing golf with you.

usko mil gaya dosra pyar

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Teri girlfriend gayi bazar

usko mil gaya dosra pyar

ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!

toba toba astaghfar.

Twinkle Twinkle litle star.

sometimes u misses me

sometimes u misses me

but most of the time i do

some time u sms me !

but most of the time i do!!

sometimes u forget me !!

dts the only thing ” I NEVER DO”

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”