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New Years A Chance of New Beginning

New years are a chance for a beginning
Even when there hasn’t been an end.
Wheels turn in an interminable bend,
Yet, marked in one spot, seem to wobble spinning.
Each year we hope to do a little better
Although we know that really nothing’s changed.
Reason thinks that everything’s arranged,
So we must dream if we would fate unfetter.
Happy New Year

sardar got new job

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.

Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.

Next month salary will be 10000.

Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.

A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Katori utha aur shuru ho ja

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de

Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

Pain of Missing You

What makes some people dearer
is not just the happiness
that you feel
when you meet them
but the pain you felt
when you miss them
Miss You