Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife
Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.
Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
There is always some madness in love.
But
there is also some reason in madness.
Do remember me while eating dishes on Eid.
Have a beautiful and memorable EID DAY.
PERFECTION is Impossible to be Achieved Completely
by Anyone in this World.
Bt if you Keep Chasing PERFECTION,
Somewhere on the way you may Catch EXCELLENCE!
No one falls in love by choice,
it is by chance.
No one stays in love by chance,
it is by work.
No one falls our of love by chance,
it is by choice.
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manane nikle,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewane nikle,
Jab b usay dil ka hal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikle..
Diamond Words of Hitler:
“One who wins without problem, it’s just VICTORY.”
But
“One who wins with lots of Trouble, He Creates HISTORY.”
To My Sweetheart
I feel so happy when I think of you
Lets be one instead of two.
Be My Valentine
MAN to santa:I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife.
santa:WOW! that”s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT
EXCHANGE OFFER.