Friendship : Stretch it as much as u can
MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it,
it will hurt u a lot, really a lot!
A Girl Is Much More
A girl is much more than she seems.
She is not a toy.
Underneath that make up and hair.
There’s a sign that says
“handle with care”
sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend
A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl,
I’ve ever seen
Girl: Who’s the first?
.
.
.
Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!
Sardar want to apply!
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..”
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
” I Want To Apply For This Job …”
Happy summer season
Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
“HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!”
Lessons From Pencil
3 lessons to be learn from a pencil
Pain always sharpens you!
Everything you do leaves a mark!
What’s inside you is useful,
not what’s outside!
you have been trained
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt :)
1 pathan airhostess se
1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…
Morning Challenges The Day
Good Morning!
May you have the strength to overcome
All the challenges that the day throws to you…
Have a great day!!!
