Kisses Each Finger
A Beautiful Girl Puts Her Finger
On The Hotel Managers Lips
Manager Kisses Each Finger
Girl:
Now Tell Your Boss
There Is No Tissue Paper In The Toilet:-P
Success Does Not Depend
Success does not depend on making important decisions quickly,
but it depends on taking quick action on important decisions.
Chances of my recovering?
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
A mind, like a home
A mind, like a home,
is furnished by its owner,
so if ones life is cold and bare
he can blame none but himself.
People Spend Money
Too many people spend money
they don’t haven’t earned,
to buy things they don’t want,
to impress people they don’t like.
We Are Only Given Today
We are onlly given today
and nevre promissed tomorrow..
So be sure to tell someone
you love them
sardar becomes manager
Sardar got promotion
from Clerk to Manager.
He went home & told his
wife in new style.
Biwi Behosh!
why?
He said to her
“Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH soy gi;-)
Meri kahani mera qissa hai TU
Meri kahani mera qissa hai TU,
Meri sansen meri dunya hai TU,
Tujhe kaise me bhula doon kaise dil se mita doon,
Meri har ik sans ka hissa hai TU..
Love And Care On EID
Hope that you and your family
are blessed with Allah’s love and care
on Eid-ul-Adha and always.
Wishing you and your family
A blissful Eid-ul-Adha
Best Friends Make Better Time
Best friends make the
good times better,
the hard times easier.