stop our friendship
Every one has his hands in gloves
and those gloves are in his pockets.
But I with my cold hands
trying to compose a sms and
want to tell you
winter can’t stop our friendship
go for anniversary
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Kisses blown are kisses wasted
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
Whan I Call You
Whan I call you,
1 ring means I am thinking of you,
2 rings means I like you,
3 rings means I am missing you,
4 rings means I need you,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
pleasure of being with you
I liked lots of people and missed very few,
but no one has been as special as you!
I’d stand and wait in the world’s longest que
just for pleasure of being with you!
50% of sardars are not donkeys
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
power to face challenges
Umbrella can not stop the rain
but allows us to stand in the rain.
Confidence may not bring success
but it gives the power to face challenges.
Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay
Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Some can give u Crying & tears.
Some can give u Crying & tears.
Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles.
But only rare can give u
Laughing tears & Crying smiles.
Those r simply called Friends.
the same silly question
Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed?
Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?