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Make Me Laugh

I want a boyfriend who:
will text me good morning/good night.
will make me laugh
will take funny/cute pictures with me.
Respects me won’t lie to me
doesn’t flirt with other girls.

Employer need responsible

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”