Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
A mind, like a home,
is furnished by its owner,
so if ones life is cold and bare
he can blame none but himself.
Too many people spend money
they don’t haven’t earned,
to buy things they don’t want,
to impress people they don’t like.
We are onlly given today
and nevre promissed tomorrow..
So be sure to tell someone
you love them
Sardar got promotion
from Clerk to Manager.
He went home & told his
wife in new style.
Biwi Behosh!
why?
He said to her
“Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH soy gi;-)
Meri kahani mera qissa hai TU,
Meri sansen meri dunya hai TU,
Tujhe kaise me bhula doon kaise dil se mita doon,
Meri har ik sans ka hissa hai TU..
Hope that you and your family
are blessed with Allah’s love and care
on Eid-ul-Adha and always.
Wishing you and your family
A blissful Eid-ul-Adha
Best friends make the
good times better,
the hard times easier.
Smiling Quotes
“You are never fully dressed without a smile”
(Martin Charnin)
“Beauty is POWER; smile is its SWORD”
(Charles Reade)
“People seldom notice OLD clothes if you wear a BIG smile”
(Lee Mildon)
“A smile is an INEXPENSIVE way to change your LOOKS”
(Charles Gordy)
So keep smiling
Happy last month of the year 2009
May God achieve your all remaining goals
in this last month of the year,
Whatever u havn’t completed in 11 months
Ameen!
