If you miss an opportunity
“If you miss an opportunity
don’t fill ur eyes with tears.
It may hide yet another opportunity
lying in front of you”
I Am Not A Morning Person
I am not a morning person,
But if I woke up every morning
next to you, I would be.
Good Morning
What is d meaning of SMS ?
What is d meaning of SMS ?
Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness,
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending SMS.
A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
Ticket checker to a saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
3 Movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Never Ask For A Smile
Never ask for a smile just give it.
Never expect love from others,
just love them.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you…
That’s the beauty of life…
Reality of Fear
Reality of Fear:
You are not scared of dark, You are scare of what’s in it.
You are not afraid of heights, You are afraid of falling.
You are not afraid of people around you, You are just afraid of rejection.
You are not afraid to love, You are just afraid of not being loved back.
and you are not afraid to try again, You are just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.
Dost or Dushman me Frq Rabty ka hai
Dost or Dushman me Frq Rabty ka hai,
Agr Rabta Qaim Rahy to Dushman b Dost bun jata he,
Rabta Toot Jae to Dost b Dushman bn jata he
Go and water the plants
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.