Husband Teaching Wife
A husband was teaching english to his wife,
Wife in afternoon: chalo Dinner khalo!
Husband: Arey pagal isay DINNER nahi LUNCH kehte hein..
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Wife: Pagal hoga tu gadhe!
ye kal raat ka khana hai.. :-)
When things go wrong, i want 2 b there
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
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cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
Plz Love me!
A sirdar g said 2 a girl:
“Plz Love me!”
The girl said very rudely
“Tumhen Love krne se pehle men mar na jaon”
Sardar said: “Mar jana ksi ghrib de kam na ana”
After returning back from a foreign trip
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
I Want To Be Part of Her
I crush her against me.
I want to be part of her.
Not just inside her but
all around her.
I want our rib cages to
crack open and our
heart to migrate and merge.
I want our cells to braid
together like living thread.
Birthday In Special Way
On your special day I just want you to know
that you are always remembered by me in a very special way.
You are always in my prayers and
I wish the best for you this birthday.
Happy Birthday to you dear one.
10th Anniversary Happiness
On Your 10th anniversary;
Best Wishes to you as you
celebrate this special day.
May each coming year bring
you 10 times the happiness
you’ve found in your
first 10 years together.
Happy anniversary.
A Wonderful Super
Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper – ZabardastXtra-Badiya – Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*
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My Heart Murmurs
My Heart Murmurs
a sincere Prayer
that Joy, Health &
Happiness enrich
Your Eid Day and
EverydaY.
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Eid Mubarak