boht dard hota hy
Sardar 2 doctor: Pory jism mei kahin b ungli lgata hun
to boht dard hota hy
Dr. ne full body X-Ray likh dya
X-Ray report dekhi
to “UNGLI” mei Fracture tha)
Barish ki 1 1 boond
Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p
two nurses in hospital
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->
Muhabat Ki Tajdeed Karte Hain
chalo ehd e muhabat ki tajdeed karte hain….
chalo tum chand ban jao, chalo hum eid karte hain.
Good Night.
Being a good person
Being a good person
is like a being a goal keeper
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember
only the one that you missed.
Now SUN is HAPPY and
Now SUN is HAPPY and
MOON is Upset
Because
MOON is Missing you and
SUN is with you
Have a Great and
lovely day
“SüBHö BAKHAIR
school test or DNA test
Dad: Whats your result?
Son: I’ve failed in 5 Subjects.
Dad: From now onwards don’t call me Dad.
Son: COME ON Dad, its my school test n0t a DNA test.
Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich
Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi
Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi
Jad koi armaan dil vich machalda hi nahi
Pata nahi kyon saare shak karde ne mere te
Jad koi sukya phul meri kitaab vich milda hi nahi
Pyaar te bahut kardi si us nu
Par ki karaan o pathar-dil pighalda hi nahi
Je rab mile te us kol apna pyaar mangangi
Par sunya hai oh kise naal milda hi nahi!
Variety of Work
Young man,
do you think you can handle a variety of work?
“I ought to be able to.
I’ve had ten different jobs in four months.”
heart vs brain
One day my brain asked me
Y R U SENDING SMS to that person
who is not SMS you?
but my little “HEART”said to brain
“You” NEED SMS but I need “FRIENDS..:-)