New Year’s Resolutions
A bad habit I’m going to break;
A destination I’d like to visit;
I’m going to work harder at;
A project I’d like to finish;
A class I’d like to take;
I’d like to spend more time doing;
A food I want to eat more of;
I want to wear more.
Happy New To Me
The Independence Day isn’t
all about barbecues and fireworks.
It’s also about freedom, liberty
and the birthday of our country.
Teach your kids about the
true history of Independence Day.
Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
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Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
The beginning of love is to let
those we love be perfectly themselves,
and not to twist them to fit our own image.
Otherwise we love only the reflection
of ourselves we find in them.
Ek larki thi diwani c
Mobile lekr chalti thi
Nazren jhuka k
Shrma k
Mobile me jane kya dekha krti thi
Kuch kehna tha shayad usko
Pr jane kis se darti thi
Jb b milti thi muj se
Yehi pucha krti thi
Ye ON kese hota he?
Ye ON kese hota he?
Or me sirf yehi kehta tha!
Ye mobile nhi
TV ka=REMOTE= hy=
In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
U Know whose that boy?
Stupid It is Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
Sending u warm wishes on “EID-UL-Fitr”
and wishing that,
it brings your way ever joys and happiness.
Remember me in ur prayers.
When she needs you the most
don’t push heraway
kiss her and hold her.
Happy 10th anniversary.
Ten years together!
A meaningful milestone
marking your love,
affection, dedication, and care.
May your day be filled with
warm memories and bright
hopes for the future. Happy anniversary.
The most beautiful music in the world
is your own heartbeat.
It gives an assurance that you will survive
even the whole world leaves you alone.
