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Idiotic Love Theory

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Idiotic Love Theory

If a girl is in Love , her parents will ask who’s that idiot?
If a boy is in Love, his parents ask
Idiot, who’s that girl?

Misconception:
No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots

Proposed theory:
Boys are normal before love, but become idiots after they fall in love

Concluded theory:
Girls always love Idiots.

Before and after marriage

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Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

Happy New Year 2014

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After all the events that caused you tears;
Here comes the new year 2014 that will bring you cheer;
Forget the past, the future is here;
Let us welcome the happy New Year 2014.