A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
Can anybody give
TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”
PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
Good Night Smile
A good laugh and a long sleep
are the best cures in the doctors book.
wish you’ve both.
Good Night
absence has gone through me
Your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle
Everything I do is stitched with its color.
Yaad aate hain lifetime
Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME*
Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME*
Dost bante hain *ONE TIME*
Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*
FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
Aaj kya piya he jo CHURAIL kehrehe ho
Wife: Jab tum DESI pitey ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho,
Jab WHISKY pitey hoto DARLING kehte ho,
Aaj kya piya he jo CHURAIL kehrehe ho.
Husband: Aaj main hosh mai hun!
Make It Beautiful Morning
A beautiful life does not just happen,
it is built daily by prayer, humility,
sacrifice and love.
May that beautiful life be yours always.
Have a great Saturday!
smile is a universal language
Thousands of languages around this world!
but
SMILE can beat them all.
Bcoz
SMILE is a universal language
even a baby can speak.
May ALLAH keep you smiling always :-)
Life ho to aisi
Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.