No 1 will touch ur mom
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”
keys to enjoy life
JUST 3 KEYS TO ENJOY LIFE
CTRL+ALT+DEL
1)CONTROL YOUR SELF
2)LOOK FOR ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION
3)DELETE THE SITUATION WHICH GIVES U TENSION
The Making of New Year
May ALLAH make your year a happy one!
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;
Not by making your path easy,
But by making you sturdy to travel any path;
Not by taking hardships from you,
But by taking fear from your heart;
Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;
Looked In The Mirror Every Morning
For the past 33 years,
I have looked in the mirror
every morning and asked myself:
‘If today were the last day of my life,
would I want to do
what I am about to do today?’
and whenever the answer has been NO
for too many days in a row,
I know I need to change something.
– Steve Jobs
Medical entrance exam
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!
fragrance of good people
The company of good people
is like the shop of perfume…
Whether you buy perfume or not,
you will receive a lot of good fragrance !!
Too tired to give you a smile
If someone is too tired
to give you a smile,
leave one of your own,
because no one needs
a smile as much as those
who have none to give.
Nobody SMS Me
When nobody miss me,
When nobody cares for me,
When Everybody ignores me,
Nobody SMS me,
Then I sit in a corner,
Fold my arms and say,
‘Kanjar Ne Saarey’
A Man Is Incomplete
A man is incomplete
until he is married.
after that,
he is finished.