I hope my simple SMS makes U smile!
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!
i never want to loose
I smile at whom i like
I cry for whom i care
I share with whom i love
I laugh with whom i enjoy,
I sms only to those whom i never want to loose.
If u have 1 father, call me
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.
Chemical symbols & sardar
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
My Mommy Holds Me
Doctors look at me and
say I am autistic but
my Mommy holds me and says
I am perfect.
Blanket of love
Ssshh….Don’t afraid..
its me..
just putting a blanket of love upon you
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone..
Love you
Have a good sleep full of heavenly dreams….
Good Night
Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
.
.
Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
Convince Them or Confuse Them
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
.
.
.
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
During The New Year
During The New Year may you have
Enough happiness to keep you sweet,
Enough trials to keep you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human,
Enough hope to keep you happy,
Enough failure to keep you humble,
Enough success to keep you eager,
Enough friends to give you comfort,
Enough wealth to meet your needs,
Enough enthusiasm to look forward,
Enough determination to make
Each day better than yesterday
Happy New Year