Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
a comfortable supportive friend
A good friend is just like
the brassiere of a girl
which is comfortable and supportive.
that holds you tight and
prevents you from falling
always close to your heart… :)
The owner of the inside inn
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.
fine urdu fight of Lucknow
Fine Urdu fight of Lucknow
Two boys are fighting in Lucknow
1st: dekheiay agar aap hamari baat nahi maanein ge
tu hum aap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shaan mein
gustakhana Kalimat pesh karein ge.
2nd: Tu huzur phir hum bhi aap k rukhsar-e-mubarak pe
aisa tamancha baja laeyn ge k gaal gulab ki manind chamakney lage ga.
Students VS Teachers
Students Vs Teachers :-
When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty
Sometime my mind asks
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I want to see you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers its simply because…..
mental patient needs more care…..Ha!Ha!Ha!…….
HEIGHT OF EDUCATION
HEIGHT OF EDUCATION
A man saw a little boy crying
He approached him & asked: What’s the matter,boy?
.
.
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Boy:”MATTER” is anything that occupies space & has mass
“GLAD FEEL KARO”
imagination
Imagination
is more important
than Knowledge.
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
English Urdu Contradictions
English and Urdu always contradict each other:
1-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.
2-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.
3-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhul..dil se ojhul
4-Fight for ur rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.
5-As wise as an Owl.
Ullo ka patha!;-)