Without love — days are :
Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day
If u read,u owe me a HUG
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
If You Hurt A Woman
Men are the ones
who are given strength
by GOD to protect women.
So if you hurt a woman,
you are not a man!
Its Time To Sleep
Now, Birds R Silent.
Butterflies R Hanging..
Sun Is Sleeping
Moon Is Watching U,
Sshhhhhhhh..
Its Time To Sleep,
Close Ur Eyes..
Sweet Dreams..
Words of Wishes
How can I find a words of wishes
which expresses my feelings to your way.
Your smile brightens my life
even more day by day.
To the only boy I ever loved!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
This is no ordinary blow job!
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts.
This is no ordinary blow job!
wo sham ko aai colege me
ek din jab wo sham ko aai colege me
me ne us se aankh larai colege me
uper se aa gae us k aba jan
ho gai apni khub dhulai colege me
bandh gae mujh ko zalim khambay se
puch na kese raat bitai colege me
haddi pusli tuti he to JANA phir
mujh ko ulfat raas na aai colege me
kuch din bad wo ghar per aa ker yun boli
kyun nahi aatay faraz bhai colege me
You need enemies
To be successful,
You need friends.
But
To be very successful,
You need enemies.
Machine to detect a thief
In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;
Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;
Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
India, in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.
Don’t Laugh now