Ek larki dusri se:
Yar shuru shuru main To Bara Maza Aa Raha Tha
Lekin,…
@
Doosri: lekin Kia?
Batao na
1st: lekin Jab Bad Me Zor Zor Ke Jhatke Lagne Lage,
Meri To Kamar Hi Toot Gai,
£
Me to Kasam Khati Hon
k
Aainda
£
?
@
ChingChi (Riksha)
Me Kabhi Safar Nahi Karon gi.,
She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”.
Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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.
.
.
Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
Sectary saw his boss pant zip open.
She tells him, Sir your garage is open.
Bos: Did you see my Ferrari..?
Sectary: No, I saw a small scooter with
two punctured wheels.
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!
Some people have nice Eyes,
Some people have nice Face,
Some People have nice Smile.
But you have
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.
.
Just Leave It…!
