app ne suna hai?
nahin suna?
fm 98,101,103 nahin suna
bbc.cnn,ptv per b nahin suna tu sunu
i miss u…?
Dear cute…
Love is the best medicine,
and there is more than
enough to go around
once you open your heart.
please open your heart 4 me with Love…
They say you can never
love someone whome you
have never seen.
I just smiled and said
I haven’t seen my Prophed Muhammad S.A.W
But I love him dearly.
Height of Coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
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(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….
Koi kehnda RABB garibaan da
Koi kehnda RABB garibaan da
Koi kehnda RABB badnasibaan da
par tainu paa ke Bikram, main kehndi
RABB mere varge khushnasibaan da
Biwi: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah par
dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?
Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki hai to saza us gharib ko Q dein.
Hold Ten roses in your hand and stand before a mirror.
You will see Eleven roses..
‘SHAKES PEAR’ SAID! “Leave Something for Someone”
But
“Never leave Some1 for Something
”because in life” Something will leave you but
Someone will always be with you
Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.
